I rose crestfallen from a dream in which a preferred cast of characters from my past (plus me) were leaving for the epicest concert of all time. But I hadn’t showered and was still in day clothes unsuitable for the best night of our lives. So away I flew to the bath but it was being used by a Gila monster. And what do you do with that? Exactly – you wait until he’s finished by which time my fantasy league had already left for the show. But not without leaving a note: Dear John, we waited but dude you took too long. Really sorry. By the way, its possible there’s a Gila monster somewhere in your head. Its not real, cowboy.
seek and you shall find
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